About Klutzilla1275
name's tess, I'm a no shit kinda girl full of wonder and sarcasim! i love art especially sketching!, music, science, reading, track and field, camping, parties parties PARTIES and friends. I'll try anything once and I'm not afraid to take chances. :) i hate the stupid twilight movie along with it's even stupider fan girls. i am pretty much addicted to this site, it makes my day, everyday. except when it doesn't accept my kick ass FMLs :@ that's 'bout it :] shoot me a message if ya want, or don't who cares? lol
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Klutzilla1275's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML

By tammy999 - / Sunday 31 January 2010 06:44 / United States

Today, I decided to treat my yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:21 / United States

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

By doesnttastegood - / Monday 1 February 2010 10:23 / United Kingdom

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

By Liam. / Monday 1 February 2010 05:15 / France

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

By JK - / Monday 1 February 2010 00:24 / United States