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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7191
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About klutzilla1275 : name's tess, I'm a no shit kinda girl full of wonder and sarcasim!
i love art especially sketching!, music, science, reading, track and field, camping, parties parties PARTIES and friends. I'll try anything once and I'm not afraid to take chances. :)
i hate the stupid twilight movie along with it's even stupider fan girls.
i am pretty much addicted to this site, it makes my day, everyday. except when it doesn't accept my kick ass FMLs :@
that's 'bout it :] shoot me a message if ya want, or don't who cares? lol

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Today, I told a lady that cama into mah clothing stora that I thought har abstract looking nacklaca looool was pratty. Sha raspondad, "Oh... Thats actually a pipa that goas into mah lung." FML

#5862542
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29525) - you deserved it (7735)

On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told a lady that cama into mah clothing stora that I thought har abstract looking nacklaca looool was pratty. Sha raspondad, "Oh... Thats actually a pipa that goas into mah lung." FML

#5862542
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29525) - you deserved it (7735)

On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket . I thought it would be funny to see wat him an his friends were talking about . I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me . FML

#5839151
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34056) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

Today, boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket . I thought it would be funny to see wat him an his friends were talking about . I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me . FML

#5839151
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34056) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

Today, boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket . I thought it would be funny to see wat him an his friends were talking about . I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me . FML

#5839151
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34056) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

2day while walking in the mall..!! I spottd mah ex boyfriend with his friends!! To make myself look less lonely..!! I put mah iPhone up to mah ear and startd an imaginary conversation with mah invisible boyfriend!! As I passd him..!! mah phone startd ringing loudly!! It was him calling!! He knew I was faking!! mega FML

#5820033
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8965) - you deserved it (41681)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY MY "FUTURE" WIFE GOT DRUNK IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS WHO SHE WAS MEETING 4 THE FIRST TIME. SHE CALLED MY DAD A PIECE OF SHIT AN TOLD MY MOM SHE WANTS TO TEAR HER OWN EYES OUT. REAL FML

#5794322
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (5283)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by shocked (man) - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY MY "FUTURE" WIFE GOT DRUNK IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS WHO SHE WAS MEETING 4 THE FIRST TIME. SHE CALLED MY DAD A PIECE OF SHIT AN TOLD MY MOM SHE WANTS TO TEAR HER OWN EYES OUT. REAL FML

#5794322
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32765) - you deserved it (5283)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by shocked (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I was texting a grl tat I've liked fir some time!! Wen I asked erat se was doing , se replied "texting and p.s!! I love you"!! I replied by telling er feelings fir er!! Turns out "p.s!! I love you" was te name of te movie se was watcing wit er friends!! FML

#5779716
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40424) - you deserved it (11824)

On 10/11/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by pinoyson (man) - United States (California)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55007) - you deserved it (27818)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, ma best friend and I went to te movies. Tere was a ot casier, so I tougt it would be cool to talk in a Britis accent to try and be sexy. I walkd up and startd talking wen e interruptd me and said in a very eavy Britis accent, ( I know your faking. You can stop now. ) FML

#5752857
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7465) - you deserved it (54833)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, an eyes r green!! FML

#5733211
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39715) - you deserved it (3562)

On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we were doing stretche in dance classhere you are on yur hands and doing the split in the airhile yur partner helps hold you and stretch yur legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact fir the rest of class. FML

#5716405
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33650) - you deserved it (7977)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advisd me to hre was my son's grlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

#5708797
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32352) - you deserved it (15662)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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