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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6430
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About klutzilla1275 : name's tess, I'm a no shit kinda girl full of wonder and sarcasim!
i love art especially sketching!, music, science, reading, track and field, camping, parties parties PARTIES and friends. I'll try anything once and I'm not afraid to take chances. :)
i hate the stupid twilight movie along with it's even stupider fan girls.
i am pretty much addicted to this site, it makes my day, everyday. except when it doesn't accept my kick ass FMLs :@
that's 'bout it :] shoot me a message if ya want, or don't who cares? lol

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Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh... Thats actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML

#5862542
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (7716)

On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh... Thats actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML

#5862542
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (7716)

On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

#5839151
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32038) - you deserved it (3062)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

#5839151
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32038) - you deserved it (3062)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

#5839151
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32038) - you deserved it (3062)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87545) - you deserved it (14635)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

#5820033
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8272) - you deserved it (39510)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

#5794322
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (5101)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by shocked (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

#5794322
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (5101)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by shocked (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

#5779716
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38947) - you deserved it (11476)

On 10/11/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by pinoyson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52934) - you deserved it (26867)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

#5752857
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6901) - you deserved it (53033)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML

#5733211
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39543) - you deserved it (3545)

On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

#5716405
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31734) - you deserved it (7705)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

#5708797
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30388) - you deserved it (15105)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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