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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7188
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About klutzilla1275 : name's tess, I'm a no shit kinda girl full of wonder and sarcasim!
i love art especially sketching!, music, science, reading, track and field, camping, parties parties PARTIES and friends. I'll try anything once and I'm not afraid to take chances. :)
i hate the stupid twilight movie along with it's even stupider fan girls.
i am pretty much addicted to this site, it makes my day, everyday. except when it doesn't accept my kick ass FMLs :@
that's 'bout it :] shoot me a message if ya want, or don't who cares? lol

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klutzilla1275's favorite FMLs

Today , I was eating pizza with mah girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I trid to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce , it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18886) - you deserved it (35758)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I discoverd tat wen business is slow at my family-ownd store, my daugter and anoter employee make a abit of sneaking away to te back room. I ave literally been paying tis kid to screw around wit my daugter. FML

#8446049
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30798) - you deserved it (4730)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

I grounded ma daugter 4 putting play do in te toaster. Se's 17 an got into Columbia early admissions. FML

#8432968
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25920) - you deserved it (4519)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out thathilst I was asleep last night, mah boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out thathenever he unlockd a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes an putting it in mah mouth. FML

#7773873
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109198) - you deserved it (12728)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

TODAY, I WAS IN AN ELEVATOR, AN THE HOT GIRLHO LIVES IN MAH BUILDING ANHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON GOT IN. SHE WAS IN AHEELCHAIR WITH A BROKEN LEG, I PANICKED AN TRIED TO FLIRT WITH HER, AN I SAID 'NICE CHAIR.' SHE REPLIED 'NICE BRUISE' AN PUNCHED ME IN THE NUTS. FML

#7766878
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12323) - you deserved it (47139)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

my boyfriend admitted that he'd lyk to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27118) - you deserved it (4322)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

Today , my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumpd into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac , two large fries , a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML

#7732342
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21213) - you deserved it (32577)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42510) - you deserved it (11989)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah crush went on webcam on MSN!! He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots an copied them into paint!! I accidentally took a screenshot of mah screen with all the pictures on paint an copied it into the conversation!! FML

#7575221
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6813) - you deserved it (40428)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by 420dits (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I started work as the head engineer 4 a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of mah team, in particular the envronmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her vrginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#7565931
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11625) - you deserved it (33936)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons 4 a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible!! I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow"!! fat FML

#7492497
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9328) - you deserved it (29418)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML

#7482237
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51366) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

TODAY, WHILE IN THE SHOWER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT WHEN SHE'S IN PERFECT SHAPE. WITH WHAT SHE SAID STILL ON MY MIND, I MEANT TO SAY "HONEY, YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL", BUT ACCIDENTALLY SAID "HONEY, YOUR SO FAT". I'LL BE SLEEPING ALONE TONIGHT. REAL FML

#7460932
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13430) - you deserved it (30140)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

yesterday I decided to treat yeast infection over the counter to avoid going to the doctor. Too bad I didn't read the directions. Now I have to go to the doctor to get the tip of the applicator removed. FML

#7455740
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6224) - you deserved it (33778)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I went fir a swim in his pool . I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that cummed to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs . FML

#7454643
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29178) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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