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Today, I got a round of applause. Too looool bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

I WAS AT SEA WORLD AN WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BIG WALRUS!! I NOTICED MAH PHONE WAS STILL SET TO USE THE FRONT CAMERA, AN I MUTTERED "OOPS, SELFIE MODE." A GUY NEXT TO ME TURNED, LOOKED AT ME, AN SAID "NOT LIKE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE FIR YOU." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (8422)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today I receivd yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applid to. After crying 4 a week about how lousy I felt mah older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

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On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Yesterday... mah wife got all excitedhen she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heret to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

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On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)

today I fartd so loudly I not only woke myself up, but ma usband as well. He mistook ma gas for someone trying to break in and insistd on cecking teole ouse. I was too embarrassd to tell im te trut. FML

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On 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm - misc - by gassymomma (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Due To My Wife Saying I Never Cook And We Alway Order Pizza, I Spent A Good Hour Preparing Dinner. While Serving It To My Kids, They Startd Complaining. My Wife Told Them To Shut Up. When She Took A Bite, She Lookd Up At Me, Smild, And Said, "Do You, U Know, Want To Just Order Pizza?" Mega FML

#21108567
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On 04/09/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by Max - United States

my neighbor calld the police for the seventh time because he's convincd I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic clove in my yard. My parent come next week. FML

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On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

Taday my dad decided to shave his bered. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MA NEIGBOURS TAT I WASN'T ( WATCING PORN ) EARLIER, AND TAT I WAS ONESTLY JUST WATCING AN EPISODE OF GAME OF TRONES. FML

Today, I askd my grandmother what she lookd like when she was young. She casually replid, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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On 03/07/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Yesterday, I yelled at mah boyfriend's cat fir staring at me, then cried about it fir an hour!! Pregnancy life!! FML

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On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my looool sistar found out that Justin Biabar got arrastad and now sha won't stop crying . 5ML

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214 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)



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