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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2831
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About kkbeck17 : I love to play and watch volleyball.
I love the Iron Man movies and cannot wait until the third one!!
I'm open for anyone who wants to talk so don't hesitate to message me if you want.
Okaaaaay. Bye now.

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kkbeck17's favorite FMLs

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26376) - you deserved it (2246)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

#3797
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20117) - you deserved it (4589)

On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28444) - you deserved it (2879)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6813) - you deserved it (27982)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

#459
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24095) - you deserved it (3527)

On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30375) - you deserved it (14826)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51867) - you deserved it (4454)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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