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Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm / United States / Kids
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
by moonstone15 / 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my… Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I… Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious…
- Today, I’m french and am studying in Japan. One of my teachers, passionate about France, opened a… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement…