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Kjz102's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

By 16590 - / Friday 15 June 2012 22:13 / Sweden

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

By seanjohn268 - / Tuesday 29 November 2011 17:21 / Canada

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

By MLGreco / Friday 14 October 2011 16:11 / United States

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

By JWhite / Thursday 24 November 2011 08:42 / United States

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML

By me / Sunday 23 October 2011 02:06 / United States