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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
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On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States
Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)
Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 3:49am - animals - by frostedmist (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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