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Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

#18715182
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (4310)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27118) - you deserved it (3123)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28675) - you deserved it (7979)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

#18706154
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41322) - you deserved it (2609)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

#18669836
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28344) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31394) - you deserved it (7622)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26281) - you deserved it (5951)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML

#18650592
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23814) - you deserved it (5845)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:10am - money - by WTF - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (3855)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

#18648133
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9323) - you deserved it (37852)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

#18640460
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24896) - you deserved it (1834)

On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

#18548047
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22368) - you deserved it (6349)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

#18547222
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33621) - you deserved it (3886)

On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47540) - you deserved it (2172)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34311) - you deserved it (12268)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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