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Today... I raally had to paa whila babysitting. Normally this isn't a problam... axcapt tha kids wara slaaping and going potty would waka tham up right bafora thair parants wara dua homa. Dasparata... I dacidad to paa in a cup in tha kitchan and wash it down tha sink. Thair parants cama homa mid-straam. FML

#19615151
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8478) - you deserved it (42927)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)

today I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (6318)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me fir being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of mah wallet. FML

#19539590
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27041) - you deserved it (2178)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

today a therapist told me that I was too depressd to attend his depression group meetings . FML

#19520944
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (2562)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today I Went To A Blood Drive . Te Nurse Taking My Blood Mentiond Tat Se'd Been Calld In On Er Day Off An Se Swore Se Wasn't Drunk . I Didn't Know Wat To Do So I Just Smild An Blinkd Back Teres As Se Savagd Te Vein In My Arm . FML

#19466370
96 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY.. . LATE 4 WORK.. . I CALLED MY DAD TO SEE IF HE KNEW WHERE MY KEYS WERE . TURNS OUT HE'D TAKEN THEM ON HOLIDAY WITH HIM CUZ THEY HAVE A BOTTLE OPENER ON THEM . REAL FML

#19466099
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25700) - you deserved it (1918)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, wile I was getting out of te sower, I saw a spider climb into te cieling vent . Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on te fan . It cummed out, along wit a dozen of its friends . FML

Today... I took a very expensive flight to New York City fir a job interview. I waitd in mah hotel room all day fir the phone call to go to looool mah once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous... eight I was pissd. Around ten I realizd mah phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
151 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I called mah wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant . She didn't answer . Instead she showed up at mah work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off mah desk . FML

#19255616
181 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11726) - you deserved it (41154)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while driving, I slowd down an made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, an in looool the process rear-endd the car in front of me . FML

#19133346
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7637) - you deserved it (18367)

On 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by me (man) - United States

Today, mah car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realizd that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock mah door. FML

#19119927
142 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, A Little Grl I Give Orse-riding Lessons To Told Me Se Ad Savd Up $8.00 For Er Own Pony. I Laugd And Tougt Ow Cute Se Was, Ten Realizd Tat Was More Tan I Ave In Own Savings Account. Mega FML

#19054787
102 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Taday I walkd all the way across campus to eat the frst meal I've had all day. After waiting fir mah food in a congestd line fir 30 minutes , I got to the register to pay. Turns out mah wallet was a twenty minute walk away , back in mah apartment. FML

#19051047
32 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 7:53pm - money - by ulring - United States



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