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Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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On 02/22/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by quasimodo - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

#8364767
101 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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293 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

#7257345
70 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 12:17pm - kids - by Amber (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
181 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML

#7077814
91 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)



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