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Today, I went for a job briefing, and after that was told to do some editing for them. When I asked the person whether I was paid for the day, she laughed and said no. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13646) - you deserved it (1823)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:19am - work - by synn - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

#8605732
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (2776)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:05am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

#8546580
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21257) - you deserved it (1509)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35190) - you deserved it (2202)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn't "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we'd hooked up and said we loved each other. FML

#7669897
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10547) - you deserved it (3036)

On 01/29/2010 at 9:14am - intimacy - by rejected (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML

#6679644
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I agree, your life sucks (5785) - you deserved it (52014)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:09pm - love - by ouch (man) - United States (California)



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