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Today, mah dad found mah "list". 32 guys, 4 grls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again an who I wouldn't, who were vrgins, etc. He complimented me on mah "organizational skills." FML

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, boyfriand and I wara having sax, whan ha finishad, saamingly angry. Ha stood thara nakad complaining 4 15 minutas about how our sax suckad. Than ha damandad that I drass him bacausa "it's fault his clothas wara off in tha first placa". FML

#8980623
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On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, A SOLDIER IN MY UNIT HAD UNKNOWINGLY LOST A GPS IN THE WOODS AND MY SECTION WAS SENT TO GO FINE IT. AFTER HOURS OF WADING THROUGH CHEST HIGH SWAMPS IN 32 DEGREE WEATHER, THE GPS WAS FOUND, THANKS TO THE SOLDIER WHO LOST IT. IT WAS IN HIS VEST. MEGA FML

#8852783
159 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to sell mah only means of transportation, mah 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company cuz the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around mah car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML

#8791575
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On 03/03/2010 at 1:06am - animals - by MetalAtlas (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was making out lyk a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

#8769205
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved

Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhoodhen your 8 months pregnant, with a 3 an 4 year old in tow. Especiallyhen she runs the other way at the sight of u coming. FML

#8769098
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDED THAT LUNCH WITH HIS GUYS WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPENDING TIME WITH ME . THIS IS THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW THAT HE HAS CANCELLED ON ME . HOW DO I REMEMBER THE DATE SO WELL? IT'S MY BRTHDAY . FML

#8767349
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On 03/02/2010 at 3:14am - love - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DECIDED THAT LUNCH WITH HIS GUYS WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPENDING TIME WITH ME . THIS IS THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW THAT HE HAS CANCELLED ON ME . HOW DO I REMEMBER THE DATE SO WELL? IT'S MY BRTHDAY . FML

#8767349
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On 03/02/2010 at 3:14am - love - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six yeres. FML

#8700237
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On 02/27/2010 at 9:03pm - health - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today,hile waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick mah back, buthen I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of thehole class that I felt mah bra slowly sliding down mah body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually mah bra clasp busting open. FML

#8632694
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On 02/25/2010 at 2:05am - misc - by thewordsicantsay (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Taday mah 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between mah thumb and pointer finger. I putted it in mah mouth and crushed it between mah teeth 4 a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
225 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Taday I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me but didn't help or do anything cuz he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." mega FML

#8607847
98 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, before mah date cummed to pick me up, I putted tissues under mah arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, andhen we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed mah bra. FML

#8606978
113 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by kiki (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, before mah date cummed to pick me up, I putted tissues under mah arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, andhen we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed mah bra. FML

#8606978
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On 02/24/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by kiki (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today,ile visiting in-laws, I went into tere ome office in serec of a seet of scrap paper . Instead, I found printed copies of every email an IM usband an I ad ever sent eac oter, including pictures . Higligted an annotated by is moter . fat FML

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103 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)



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