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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 February 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16884
  • Number of comments : 363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kisseshugsdrugs : i like laughing at other people's misfortune. isn't that what we're all here for?
so don't take me too seriously, i'm probably saying it because your reaction makes me laugh.

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Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

#14105864
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11298) - you deserved it (19469)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13800) - you deserved it (75658)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27339) - you deserved it (10214)

On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57943) - you deserved it (10565)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML

#14007811
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16442) - you deserved it (38771)

On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

#13937569
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33046) - you deserved it (7573)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15641) - you deserved it (52888)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12487) - you deserved it (27260)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

#13822314
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31624) - you deserved it (5428)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML

#13821323
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8755) - you deserved it (32112)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:10pm - work - by klm878 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26244) - you deserved it (4839)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19393) - you deserved it (25835)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

#13261887
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7342) - you deserved it (30333)

On 09/30/2010 at 10:07am - work - by T. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

#13145609
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33234) - you deserved it (5884)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

#13107358
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34072) - you deserved it (2363)

On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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