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kisseshugsdrugs
  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 February 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 15225
  • Number of comments : 363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kisseshugsdrugs : i like laughing at other people's misfortune. isn't that what we're all here for?
so don't take me too seriously, i'm probably saying it because your reaction makes me laugh.

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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20094) - you deserved it (5651)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875 (212)

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202 (177)

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046 (178)

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

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On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810 (267)

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941 (91)

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379 (144)

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On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)