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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17454
  • Number of comments : 363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kisseshugsdrugs : i like laughing at other people's misfortune. isn't that what we're all here for?
so don't take me too seriously, i'm probably saying it because your reaction makes me laugh.

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Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today mah boyfriend showd me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA MAH VIRGINIA LOOKS LYK AN OLD MAN IN A HAT. IT'S OK THOUGH, HA SAID IT WAS A NICA HAT. FML

#17187875
178 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today I was reading a crappy ( How to spice up yur marriage ) book with my husband 4 laughs . One of the ideas was 4 the guy tohip his knob out stand behind his grl and say ( Can you say that into the microphone? ) Now he does it every chance he gets and I fall 4 it EVERY TIME . FML

#16542323
96 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, aftar I succassfully blaw up a raally larga balloon, my mom said, in front of my oldar brothar's friands, "Wow, your going to maka soma man raally happy ona day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML

#16494046
159 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to give a reference 4 a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I was driving back ome wit my mom wen we saw two squirrels aving sex in te road. I told er to just onk te orn. Se said tat I was being selfis, tat sex is a beautiful ting, and tat we sould let tem finis. We sat tere for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, whila driving, a minivan cut ma off . Pissad, I startad honking and cursing . I than want ballistic whan tha drivar wavad out tha window, smiling . It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticad thara "Honk if u lova Jasus" bumpar stickar . FML

#16263941
73 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

#16168666
378 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, in te early ours of te morning, ma cat started scratcing at ma legs. I got out of bed an e raced me to te stars, tripping me. I fell all te way down an landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29009) - you deserved it (5323)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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