everything i say is just to see your reaction ;]
Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, my fiance picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 2:49pm - love - by tj85 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - misc - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I told my parents that for the past few weeks I've noticed a car has been pulling into our driveway, stopping, and backing out. I thought someone was watching us. When I told my parents, my dad laughed and my mom said "that's the paper delivery guy." FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 5:35am - misc - by Llama (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)
