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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9066
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kira1kira : i am in middle school, im a girl, i have a myspace (myspace.com/kiralidia(I accept friend requests)), i have a dog,i dont care if this is a run on sentence,i don't like stupidity, but i like this website, i like music(plain white T's and M.I.A!!!),uh...i live in a house with my parents and sister,i have many friends, when i dont know what to say i say something random(explaining this next part), I HAVE STICKERS ON MY KEYBOARD!!!:) oh and i invented a new smiley face that is a mix of
=) and =P it is: =9. love ya!

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Today , I got furter wit a guy tan I've ever before!! By tat , I mean I got is pone number!! mega FML

#3575019
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51065) - you deserved it (8381)

On 07/08/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by stupiddddddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I met a great grl at a party. We talkd alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsd, and the entre party assumd I'd spikd her drink. FML

#3502786
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49261) - you deserved it (2673)

On 07/05/2009 at 11:58am - love - by curiousorange (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my aya startd hurting with unbaliavabla pain. I couldn't saa out of it and I askd my fathar if ha would taka ma to tha hospital, sinca it was hurting so bad. Ha said ha had to wait for tha pizza ha ordard for dalivary. I had to call a cab to go to tha amargancy room bacausa of pizza. FML

#3498415
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43077) - you deserved it (2606)

On 07/05/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off . When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone . I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work . FML

#3448245
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32629) - you deserved it (8750)

On 07/03/2009 at 4:01am - work - by wherefelix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down tha straat, whan a man bahind ma tappd ma on tha shouldar. Ha gava a $5 bill an said that ha thought I had droppd it. Not having tha intagrity to turn him down, I took it. I spant tha naxt 20 minutas baing chasd by a crazy hobo who claimd that it was his. maga FML

#3446462
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10835) - you deserved it (46696)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:29am - love - by pinkrazrgirl247 - United States

Taday I learnd my 40 year old father is marrying a grl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

#3264690
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66523) - you deserved it (2923)

On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taxting tha girl I am in lova with. I was dropping hints about liking somaona who I didn't know if thay likad ma back. Flirting a littla. And just whan I thought sha'd say sha likad ma too, sha said "Don't worry, if u wara straight, I would dafinitaly data you!". FML

#3186990
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47261) - you deserved it (5034)

On 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by fml7458364838 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On And Listening To Loud Music When She Suddenly Lookd Worrid And Askd If I Hered Something. I Said No And Continud. Moment Later Three Fremen Opend The Bedroom Door And Told Us To Get Dressd And Go Outside Because The Building Was On Fre. FML

#3155973
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47795) - you deserved it (9094)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, MY MOM WENT TO A PSYCHIC. THE REASON? SHE HAS CONVINCED HERSELF THAT I'M GAY, EVEN THOUGH I'VE TOLD HER THAT I'M NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN. THE PSYCHIC DISAGREED. APPARENTLY, I'M BICURIOUS WITH ONE OF MY GUY FRIENDS. GUESSHO MY MOM BELIEVES? REAL FML

#3137659
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52541) - you deserved it (3216)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the looool owners, and I work as an unpaid intern. My company would rather pay someone to rererange mah desk than pay me to work at it. mega FML

#3122883
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41039) - you deserved it (3878)

On 06/22/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by Goldo (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking around the park with wife. Out of nowhere, a little grl on a bicycle slammd in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolld over, sure that ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamd, "Watch where your going, douchebag!" FML

#3107443
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59457) - you deserved it (2817)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:11am - kids - by Al (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , I came home from an amazing cruise to find that my house broken into!! My best friend apparently decidd to invite her drug addictd friends into my homehile I was awayhere they stole 172$ and my migraine pills,hich r non-refillable!! I now have a migraine!! FML

#3083208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (5047)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:09am - money - by myheadhurts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to work an saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me an says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replacd the hot chick." The other two guys glard at me. FML

#3028813
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42864) - you deserved it (3199)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by ex-boyfriend . He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding hand and complimenting how I looked . Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming . It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous . FML

#2983603
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48582) - you deserved it (6192)

On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am - love - by savvylady (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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