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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8896
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About kira1kira : i am in middle school, im a girl, i have a myspace (myspace.com/kiralidia(I accept friend requests)), i have a dog,i dont care if this is a run on sentence,i don't like stupidity, but i like this website, i like music(plain white T's and M.I.A!!!),uh...i live in a house with my parents and sister,i have many friends, when i dont know what to say i say something random(explaining this next part), I HAVE STICKERS ON MY KEYBOARD!!!:) oh and i invented a new smiley face that is a mix of
=) and =P it is: =9. love ya!

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Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

#3575019
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50959) - you deserved it (8377)

On 07/08/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by stupiddddddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

#3502786
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49157) - you deserved it (2669)

On 07/05/2009 at 11:58am - love - by curiousorange (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't see out of it and I asked my father if he would take me to the hospital, since it was hurting so bad. He said he had to wait for the pizza he ordered for delivery. I had to call a cab to go to the emergency room because of pizza. FML

#3498415
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (2601)

On 07/05/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

#3448245
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32538) - you deserved it (8744)

On 07/03/2009 at 4:01am - work - by wherefelix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

#3446462
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10777) - you deserved it (46590)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:29am - love - by pinkrazrgirl247 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

#3264690
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66325) - you deserved it (2915)

On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

#3186990
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45108) - you deserved it (4834)

On 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by fml7458364838 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

#3155973
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47698) - you deserved it (9081)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

#3137659
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52396) - you deserved it (3209)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the owners, and I work as an unpaid intern. My company would rather pay someone to rearrange my desk than pay me to work at it. FML

#3122883
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40921) - you deserved it (3871)

On 06/22/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by Goldo (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

#3107443
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59313) - you deserved it (2811)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:11am - kids - by Al (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I came home from an amazing cruise to find that my house broken into. My best friend apparently decided to invite her drug addicted friends into my home while I was away where they stole 172$ and my migraine pills, which are non-refillable. I now have a migraine. FML

#3083208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45671) - you deserved it (4916)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:09am - money - by myheadhurts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

#3028813
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41761) - you deserved it (3116)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

#2983603
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46802) - you deserved it (5981)

On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am - love - by savvylady (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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