About Kira1kira
i am in middle school, im a girl, i have a myspace (myspace.com/kiralidia(I accept friend requests)), i have a dog,i dont care if this is a run on sentence,i don't like stupidity, but i like this website, i like music(plain white T's and M.I.A!!!),uh...i live in a house with my parents and sister,i have many friends, when i dont know what to say i say something random(explaining this next part), I HAVE STICKERS ON MY KEYBOARD!!!:) oh and i invented a new smiley face that is a mix of =) and =P it is: =9. love ya!
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Kira1kira's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

By mrb72 - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 10:48 / United States

Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML

By Sam_Licker81 - / Thursday 19 November 2009 16:41 / United States

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML

By Dobby123 - / Sunday 8 November 2009 20:44 / Mexico

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

By fmlifetime - / Saturday 24 October 2009 22:24 / United States

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

By sad_dad - / Saturday 24 October 2009 17:35 / Canada