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Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite seriou with. I was surprised, not only cuz he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but cuz he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML


today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML


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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squrmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to putted up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear an told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML


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On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

Today , I got out of the shower to fine my cat staring up at me . Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her , so she jumped up an clawed an tried to bite it . FML


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