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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2108
  • Number of comments : 376
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kinky44 : Hello there, wandering FML-user! Welcome to my profile. Admission is $39.95, dont worry I'll bill you later. Anyway, im probably the funniest guy on FML, probably. When im not hanging out with friends, im usually on Netflix, on my XbOne playing with friends, or working out. I love making people laugh and this is a great site to do so, mostly. Proud supporter of Team Nice Dynamite, the Dallas Cowboys, and KWA. (Hint: Im not the fat guy in either picture, dont worry

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TODAY , I DISLOCATED MY TOE WHILE PUTTING ON MY SOCKS. FML

#21384619
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20715) - you deserved it (3427)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33662) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sant mah fathar a taxt asking whan ha was finally coming to maat his 4-month-old granddaughtar. His rasponsa? ( I forgot. ) Ha forgot ha has a granddaughtar. FML

Today... ex called me up to suggest tat we become friends... only so tat se could introduce me to er new boyfriend. big fat FML

#21375599
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40) - you deserved it (3142)

On 03/16/2015 at 10:36am - love - by xswitch74 (man) - United Kingdom

Today I moved in with mah boyfriend. The frst thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML

Today , I applied 4 a job at a local store . As I walked out the door , I hered the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh . mega FML

#21370930
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28145) - you deserved it (2298)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:44am - work - by probably not getting the job - United States (Oregon)

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

#21369995
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26023) - you deserved it (8222)

On 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Taday I felt a horrible pain while having sex with wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she calld me a liar and accusd me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turnd out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39803) - you deserved it (2551)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after te first lesson at scool, so I went to get a cup of coffee from te vending macine. I ad just enoug money fir it. No cup dropped into te older, an te wole ting poured straigt into te drip tray wile I watced. real FML

#21310620
84 comments

Today.. . wifa and I drova two hours from our rural town to buy a naw sofa . Whan wa got homa.. . it took us an looool hour to figura out thara was no way to fit it through our door . Wa mada tha two hour driva back to raturn it.. . only to fina tha stora was closad . maga FML

#21308507
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29237) - you deserved it (9090)

On 11/30/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by davy0540 - United States

Taday mah friend made a fake account on Facebook , pretending to be a girl , an posted mah phone number on a sexting group . I've been getting calls an text messages from horny weirdos all day long . big fat FML

#21307548
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32449) - you deserved it (3753)

On 11/28/2014 at 1:43pm - misc - by bullah007 (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today , I had to and a first data with tha words , "You can gat out of mah car an go upstair yoursalf , or I can coma around an drag you out , bring you up tha stairs , an knock on yur door," bacausa ha'd gottan complataly plastard in a span of about thraa hours!! And yas , I had to drag him!! FML

Today... Father Picked Me Up From The Police Academy I'm Attending... And Got Caught Speeding. The Officer Was Drill Instructor... And I Had To Do Push-ups On The Side Of The Highway. Mega FML

#21297310
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34584) - you deserved it (4407)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was getting everything ready fir mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new looool bd sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45963) - you deserved it (3191)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today , looool my boss told me to fire the unstable , former military , gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

#21293180
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (2676)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:53am - work - by HelpMe1 (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)



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