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About kinky44 : Hello there, wandering FML-user! Welcome to my profile. Admission is $39.95, dont worry I'll bill you later. Anyway, im probably the funniest guy on FML, probably. When im not hanging out with friends, im usually on Xbox. . . or working out. I see the humor in everything and that pisses people off some times, I have been called out on it before. However, as long as I make at least one person laugh then the joke was worth it. Proud supporter of Team Nice Dynamite, the Dallas Cowboys, and KWA. (Hint: Im not the fat guy in the picture, dont worry)
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Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I was fined for that. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Friday 24 October 2014