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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1631
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kinky44 : Hello there, wandering FML-user! Welcome to my profile. Admission is $39.95, dont worry I'll bill you later. Anyway, im probably the funniest guy on FML, probably. When im not hanging out with friends, im usually on Xbox. . . or working out. I see the humor in everything and that pisses people off every once and a while, but it helps me get through tough times. However, as long as I make at least one person laugh then the joke was worth it. Proud supporter of Team Nice Dynamite, the Dallas Cowboys, and KWA. (Hint: Im not the fat guy in the picture, dont worry)

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Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33018) - you deserved it (2214)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML

#21310620
85 comments

Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy a new sofa. When we got home, it took us an hour to figure out there was no way to fit it through our door. We made the two hour drive back to return it, only to find the store was closed. FML

#21308507
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28416) - you deserved it (8853)

On 11/30/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by davy0540 - United States

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

#21307548
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32353) - you deserved it (3744)

On 11/28/2014 at 1:43pm - misc - by bullah007 (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

#21297310
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (4395)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44437) - you deserved it (3153)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

#21293180
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (2470)

On 11/06/2014 at 1:53am - work - by HelpMe1 (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML

#21290790
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34210) - you deserved it (4920)

On 11/02/2014 at 8:31pm - intimacy - by SelfServiced - United States (California)

Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML

#21290636
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20276) - you deserved it (23510)

On 11/02/2014 at 4:38pm - work - by demotivator (woman) - Romania (Timis)

Today, my daughter mentioned that she didn't need to work because she could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. She's 17. FML

#21290410
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34783) - you deserved it (4351)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:23am - kids - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35449) - you deserved it (3141)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

#21289746
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34824) - you deserved it (4717)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

#21286908
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (3591)

On 10/28/2014 at 10:07am - misc - by bottombarrel - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I was fined for that. FML



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