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kinky44
  • Town/Country : Vagina Junction, Salahkazan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 51
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Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39834) - you deserved it (8849)

On 03/14/2013 at 11:43am - intimacy - by wow (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia

Today, while working my shift at Taco Bell, a creepy guy started flirting with me. He said, "You remind me of something," acting as if I knew him from elsewhere. I quickly said I used to work at Chili's. He shook his head and said, "No, not a person! An animal. A sloth maybe." FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:19pm - work - by SlothyMolly - United States

Today, after house-sitting for a week, I came home to find the house in which I rent a basement suite has all but burned to the ground. My landlord didn't even bother to tell me about the fire. FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by evilsandwich (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Doors Hate Me - United States



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