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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1994 (21 years)
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Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43222) - you deserved it (2919)

On 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

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