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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, I was babysitting my 4-year-old cousin. She scraped her knee, and in an attempt to cheer her up, I put a refrigerator box over my head and waddled around like a penguin. She stopped crying, but only after I fell down a flight of tile stairs. FML

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51687) - you deserved it (6482)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, two teenage girls caused a huge scene and told me to get lost, after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States



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