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kimblie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 374
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 5:20pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:31am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:26pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:42pm<b>enasty33</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:05pm<b>xtg14x</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 8:09pm<b>Matt32179</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 11:14am<b>jgwyh</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 10:29am<b>freddy562</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 10:18am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:44am<b>ajm278</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 8:07pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 2:00am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:56am<b>rubymonroe</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:50am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:15pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:42pm<b>primocell</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:21pm<b>Attacksloth</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:15pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 11:20pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 6:32am<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:15am<b>tompom331</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:07pm<b>tobyw95</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:58pm<b>seemo82</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:54pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:42pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 9:53am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 9:51am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:06am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:56am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:44am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:19am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:58am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:39am<b>Cayers97</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:10am<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 1:10am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:44am

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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kimblie's favorite FMLs

Today, my father told me that my mental health issues, which have been confirmed by multiple doctors and tests, are all caused by the fact that I'm slightly overweight and don't exercise a lot. FML

#21417547
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (4422)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting my 4-year-old cousin. She scraped her knee, and in an attempt to cheer her up, I put a refrigerator box over my head and waddled around like a penguin. She stopped crying, but only after I fell down a flight of tile stairs. FML

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57136) - you deserved it (7200)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

#20946588
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39494) - you deserved it (3473)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, two teenage girls caused a huge scene and told me to get lost, after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

#20070573
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26186) - you deserved it (2705)

On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States



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