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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and streets weren't completely covered in ice. Somewhere along the way I lost what little dignity I had left, along with my left shoe. FML


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On 12/21/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss' son is training to take over my job as head translator, after having convinced his dad that he's fluent in Spanish, and that my skills suck. I soon walked in on him using Google Translate on a legal document. My boss refuses to believe me. FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by anahira6 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when my husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination. FML


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On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on my chin-up bar. As soon as I was done, my 11-year-old daughter came over and banged out 12 of them. Then she wiped her sweaty hands off and did 8 more. Then she gave me pointers on my technique. FML


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On 02/04/2013 at 8:00pm - health - by WeakerThanaLittleGirl (man) - United States

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML


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On 04/24/2012 at 7:59pm - kids - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML


Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML


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On 01/28/2012 at 12:58am - money - by INeedMoney - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML


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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML


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On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML


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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML


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On 09/23/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by hatty - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML


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On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

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