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kiki123_55555
  • Town/Country : Horseheads, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiki123_55555 : I love Taylor lautner

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Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML

#5707882 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (19788) - you deserved it (3800)

On 10/07/2009 at 6:36pm - work - by loverofstrife (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

#3935872 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (47930) - you deserved it (2193)

On 07/21/2009 at 6:17pm - kids - by GabsAlot829 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

#2230053 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (8819) - you deserved it (40568)

On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States