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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 September 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kieferr : I like laughing, and I like to make people laugh. Message me sometime, or follow me on twitter @kieferhammer or add me on Facebook, my name is Kiefer Tom Hammer.
I'm single, and my favorite band is Blink-182. I love them because they act so different from any other band. I'm in a band also. I play the guitar and sing. I believe in aliens and other life forms. My favorite shows are: The X Files, Finding Bigfoot, and Blue Mountain State. My favorite movies are: Signs, The Fourth Kind, Alien Encounters, Star Wars, American Pie, Not Another Teen Movie, and Anchorman.

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kieferr's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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kieferr's favorite FMLs

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

by BookBabe / 03/25/2012 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

by areyouserious / 02/29/2012 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy