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kieferr
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 275
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kieferr : I like laughing, and I like to make people laugh. Message me sometime, or follow me on twitter @kieferhammer or add me on Facebook, my name is Kiefer Tom Hammer.
I'm single, and my favorite band is Blink-182. I love them because they act so different from any other band. I'm in a band also. I play the guitar and sing. I believe in aliens and other life forms. My favorite shows are: The X Files, Finding Bigfoot, and Blue Mountain State. My favorite movies are: Signs, The Fourth Kind, Alien Encounters, Star Wars, American Pie, Not Another Teen Movie, and Anchorman.

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kieferr's favorite FMLs

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7315) - you deserved it (28366)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9556) - you deserved it (59522)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8648) - you deserved it (30561)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States



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