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About kieferr : I like laughing, and I like to make people laugh. Message me sometime, or follow me on twitter @kieferhammer or add me on Facebook, my name is Kiefer Tom Hammer.
I'm single, and my favorite band is Blink-182. I love them because they act so different from any other band. I'm in a band also. I play the guitar and sing. I believe in aliens and other life forms. My favorite shows are: The X Files, Finding Bigfoot, and Blue Mountain State. My favorite movies are: Signs, The Fourth Kind, Alien Encounters, Star Wars, American Pie, Not Another Teen Movie, and Anchorman.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
Friday 27 March 2015