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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kidwiththeface42 : I appreciate intelligence. It's a privilege, so don't abuse it. Please.

I find it hilarious how people start stupid shit on the internet. It's essentially free lulz.

I'm not a grammar nazi but it does help with coherence, especially when half of these comments are stupid. But the other half is either intelligent or comical. Keeps me coming back.

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Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

#17992397
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27441) - you deserved it (2208)

On 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by -- - Canada (Quebec)

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33870) - you deserved it (11061)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

#17981728
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32286) - you deserved it (2075)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

#17981114
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19068) - you deserved it (2390)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:22am - love - by Jessy - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

#17980981
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19057) - you deserved it (2132)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by cnkk07 - United States

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22137) - you deserved it (2168)

On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

#17976289
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29532) - you deserved it (6495)

On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

#17975485
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23130) - you deserved it (2598)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

#17975450
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30504) - you deserved it (3759)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

#17813332
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (3808)

On 09/23/2011 at 1:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22090) - you deserved it (1966)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML



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