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kidwiththeface42

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1270
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kidwiththeface42 : I appreciate intelligence. It's a privilege, so don't abuse it. Please.

I find it hilarious how people start stupid shit on the internet. It's essentially free lulz.

I'm not a grammar nazi but it does help with coherence, especially when half of these comments are stupid. But the other half is either intelligent or comical. Keeps me coming back.

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Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

by -- / 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

by cduran2011 / 10/14/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

by Nixontones / 10/14/2011 at 11:09am / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

by Jessy / 10/14/2011 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

by cnkk07 / 10/14/2011 at 6:36am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

by scribbler8 / 10/14/2011 at 5:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

by serenti / 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm / Sweden / Intimacy

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

by brit / 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

by Eet- / 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 1:46pm / United States / Love

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

by jccwell / 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML

by incaseudidntkno / 09/18/2011 at 9:36am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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