About kidwiththeface42 : I appreciate intelligence. It's a privilege, so don't abuse it. Please.
I find it hilarious how people start stupid shit on the internet. It's essentially free lulz.
I'm not a grammar nazi but it does help with coherence, especially when half of these comments are stupid. But the other half is either intelligent or comical. Keeps me coming back.
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Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get their insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your f*cking car and get the f*ck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 6:06pm - health - by Britney - United States
Today, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my co-worker to calm down when he appeared to be very uptight. He thought it would be a great idea to punch me right in the face. FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 7:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 9:13pm - misc - by cristina_laila (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 9:13pm - misc - by cristina_laila (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 9:13pm - misc - by cristina_laila (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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