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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)
Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -
Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
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