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Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML
by jackmehoffa / 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/27/2012 at 11:54am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Mandy / 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BookBabe / 03/25/2012 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by justwow / 03/21/2012 at 7:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Austin Franklin / 03/18/2012 at 7:41am / United States / Love
by unendowed / 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Redhead4life / 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by mel_bear_ / 03/14/2012 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by still learning / 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
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