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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 221
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kera0698 : ✌It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog✌

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Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML


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On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML


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On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24635) - you deserved it (6538)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML


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On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML


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On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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