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About kera0698 : ✌It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog✌
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Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
Friday 4 September 2015