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kera0698
  • Town/Country : 50 nifty united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 July 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 25
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kera0698 : ✌It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog✌

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Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

#20429719
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (1873)

On 12/29/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Amathiel (woman) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

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Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38815) - you deserved it (1328)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

#19664729
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19351) - you deserved it (2872)

On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16066) - you deserved it (4370)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19861) - you deserved it (2991)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25515) - you deserved it (5395)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84754) - you deserved it (4526)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)



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