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About kelseyrene18 : I love pigs. And I love my bestfriend :3

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Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31887) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35064) - you deserved it (3445)

On 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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