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Today, After Heavy Rain Mah Street Flooded. While In Mah Living Room, I Looked Outside To See That Mah Elderly Neighbour Was Outside Splashing In A Knee Deep Puddle. He Was Butt-naked And Wearing A Snorkel And Flippers. FML


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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today , aftar naarly 5 monts of trying fir a baby , I found out my wifa as continud to taka ta pill as it gava ar a battar idaa of ar cycla an tusan sa'd ba "most fartila". maga FML


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On 02/03/2013 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by jdrew32 - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML


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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

today I learnd my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap.. . which is like a long strip of bandage . I learnd this when she trid to pass it in the yard today.. . and could only do so with my help . It seemd to never end . FML


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On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family . She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decidd to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills . She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid . FML


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On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today, I walked into my mother's house to fine that she had knitted cloths for some of the household appliances . The toaster was wereing a dress . FML


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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

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