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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 August 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I asked mah parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat . My mom looked at me and paused 4 ahile; mah dad looool said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make u look fat . Your fat makes u look fat." FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

2day I was at work an a very obese woman cummed in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off an wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto mah lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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