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kellaaaay_
  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 808
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About kellaaaay_ : Made an account on this before, never used it & forgot the password. Also never even posted a FML let alone 14 so I don't know what that's about :/ I'll probably forget about this account in like a week or something anyways xD
Anywaysss, I'm Kelly. I live in Ireland. I like music a lottt. Bayside, Isles & Glaciers and Pierce The Veil in particular.
I'm a hustla. I love food and rain.

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Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16978) - you deserved it (63013)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18943) - you deserved it (1996)

On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)



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