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  • Town/Country : Dallas, U.S.A
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Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13569) - you deserved it (6075)

On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

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On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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