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keepingitnasty
  • Town/Country : Dallas, U.S.A
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About keepingitnasty : "The pig is the jewl of the land." -Anthony Bourdain.
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Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41101) - you deserved it (6097)

On 01/29/2014 at 4:28pm - love - by CUNTCUNTCUNT (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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