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"The pig is the jewl of the land." -Anthony Bourdain. "My ambition has been handicapped by laziness." -Charles Bukowski. "I'm going to fuck you untill you love me." -Mike Tyson. "Let them hate, so long as they fear." -Caligula. "let them love, as long as they pay." -The whore of Babylon. "Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me." -Freddie Mercury. "Let those that fear me, follow me, and let those who oppose me die!" -Megatron. "the real tragedy of life, is what dies inside a man while he still lives." -unknown. "There are two great tragedys in life, not getting what one wants. The other is getting it." -Oscar Wilde. "Save big on name brands." -Unknown. "Smashy smashy." -Bart Simpson. "I like quotes." -Me.
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