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Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

#21323615
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29096) - you deserved it (2585)

On 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm - money - by evil Santa - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 7-year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of the supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

#21321028
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29484) - you deserved it (3164)

On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

#21315826
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41529) - you deserved it (2212)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML

#21191137
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40304) - you deserved it (7329)

On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45475) - you deserved it (14285)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42154) - you deserved it (15781)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

#21136526
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42767) - you deserved it (4599)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38978) - you deserved it (3282)

On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

#21098949
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (3726)

On 03/28/2014 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML

#21060455
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44448) - you deserved it (7881)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33754) - you deserved it (3096)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

#19016688
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17544) - you deserved it (6162)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27760) - you deserved it (2155)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32646) - you deserved it (4934)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47432) - you deserved it (7314)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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