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  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38834) - you deserved it (7068)

On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42576) - you deserved it (13040)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
123 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

#21136526
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42685) - you deserved it (4590)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
97 comments

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On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

#21098949
52 comments

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On 03/28/2014 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML

#21060455
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43680) - you deserved it (7786)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33611) - you deserved it (3092)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

#19016688
17 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
160 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (4835)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
281 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
225 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
218 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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