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TODAY I GOT BACK FROM A TWO-DAY TRIP FOR WHICH I'D LEFT MY HUSBAND AN KIDS AT HOME. THERE'S FRESH VOMIT INSIDE OF MY OVEN AN MY 4 YEAR OLD SON HAS A MULLET. FML

#21347579
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32134) - you deserved it (3685)

On 02/01/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by neverleavingagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was muggd by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

#21323615
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29165) - you deserved it (2598)

On 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm - money - by evil Santa - United States (Ohio)

Today... ma 7-year-old daugter loudly asked in te middle of te supermarket... "Mummy... wat's a cunt?" FML

#21321028
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29586) - you deserved it (3175)

On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, at mah daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults bood. She's five. FML

#21315826
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41697) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today,hile being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, an then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to thehole office . FML

#21191137
96 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45593) - you deserved it (14308)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

yastarday a customar askd ma looool how long our 6-inch sandwich was!! FML

#21136526
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42836) - you deserved it (4604)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, mah boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39023) - you deserved it (3284)

On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Whila At Work, I Want To Unlock Tha Washroom Fir A Customar . Normally Wa Don't Allow Customars To Usa Tha Staff Washrooms, So I Was As Surprisad As Tha Guy I Found Sitting On Tha Toilat Whan I Opanad Tha Door . FML

#21098949
52 comments

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On 03/28/2014 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, te creepy guy I turnd down 4 a date almost six yeres ago, sent looool me a box of rotting flowers wit a note calling me a cunt . FML

#21060455
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44537) - you deserved it (7882)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got looool mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. mega FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33820) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I sneezd after watching a commercial involving dust!! FML

#19016688
17 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today I receivd a package from an unknown address . Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts . mega FML

#18903953
161 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (4937)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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