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by Noname / 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
by Flubber / 02/07/2009 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Noname / 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her… Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of… Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a…
- Today, I found out what it's like to have all my ex's living in the same apartment complex. So far… Today, I found my sister talking to her dolls. This would be fine if she wasn't 24, I have to live… Today, My sister called my boyfriend by my ex's name. I haven't been with my ex for six years. Now,…
- Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…