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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14925
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kbtoys : FML gives me warm, fuzzy feelings about how much better my life is than so many people out there. It's fucking awesome, I've got to say.

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Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML

#86812
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43558) - you deserved it (2821)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52977) - you deserved it (3291)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48254) - you deserved it (7842)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

#12756
42 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78550) - you deserved it (17235)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)



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