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kazspaz
  • Town/Country : Derby, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 October 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1175
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (54149) - you deserved it (23595)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

#194766 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (79676) - you deserved it (4273)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:20am - intimacy - by hlev24 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (60303) - you deserved it (15526)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

#194436 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (10295) - you deserved it (53795)

On 03/03/2009 at 9:55am - work - by Peter80 (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)