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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 886
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>swegdood</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 3:30pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 2:46pm<b>AggieMike77</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 2:17pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 6:09pm<b>dustydick</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:45pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:02pm<b>Lurmin</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:53pm<b>LaurieJuspeczyk</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:49pm<b>WhereIsUsernames</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:47am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 2:21am<b>shelovespiano</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 5:28pm<b>lexred</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 12:42pm<b>MSCCG</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 9:01am<b>MonstreBelle</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 4:43pm<b>acp2002</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 12:39am<b>mccrightp</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:26pm<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 4:14pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 9:49pm

Fucked!<b>AggieMike77</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 2:27am<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:07pm

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kaz55's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2015 at 8:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople / 08/11/2014 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2013 at 3:11am / United States (California) / Transportation