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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kayte_G : Hi! I love you random peeples!!!
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Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML


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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML


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On 07/24/2013 at 2:44am - health - by not_very_smart (woman) - United States

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML


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On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML


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On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML


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On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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