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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 192
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kayte_G : Hi! I love you random peeples!!!
I also love tacos , animals, the outdoors, and music :D feel free to message me!

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kayte_G's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

#20929956
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45122) - you deserved it (4774)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

#20808725
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41509) - you deserved it (2759)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

#20800714
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42705) - you deserved it (4385)

On 07/24/2013 at 2:44am - health - by not_very_smart (woman) - United States

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

#19636486
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22200) - you deserved it (3063)

On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

#11123342
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32953) - you deserved it (3625)

On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

#6746547
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28577) - you deserved it (4285)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)



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