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Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 3:11am - work - by Olerbia - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
81 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

#20516035
152 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

#19579357
96 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

#19447038
96 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
190 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
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On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
132 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
442 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

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326 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

#2991073
189 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 5:56am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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