Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 01/01/2015 at 10:24pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1184
  • Number of comments : 373
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 13 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

katt_is_here's page activity

Visits<b>arich6210</b> - yesterday at 3:15am<b>Inkay</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 10:37pm<b>GalaxyShots</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 1:17pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 10:07am<b>Helen_1988</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 4:31pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 6:24pm<b>duhhspammerx3</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 11:09pm<b>buddysboy9</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 2:53pm<b>Austrand22</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 1:31am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 8:25pm<b>ajeppsen</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 1:21am<b>LordGoober</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 9:58pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 7:24pm<b>AdmiralBender</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 2:55am<b>maxx1222</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 3:48pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 2:02pm<b>geri665</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 8:59am<b>slimblack</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 1:54am

katt_is_here's FML badges


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of katt_is_here's badges

katt_is_here's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (35171) - you deserved it (10028)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36886) - you deserved it (4306)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML
  • Hello everyone, how's it going? You doing OK? Friday is the right time to get your glad rags on, go out, meet your friends, have a drink, get your freak on, shoot the breeze, shoot some hoops, don't shoot…

Friday 30 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: