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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 July 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 581
  • Number of comments : 262
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28536) - you deserved it (8923)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30788) - you deserved it (3412)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)



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