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katsuku
  • Town/Country : Windsor, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1858
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About katsuku : I like to be blunt, and I think this site is sexist towards men.
If i look at your page a bunch of times its probably because I'm looking for hot chicks to jerk off to.











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Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28818) - you deserved it (5573)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29197) - you deserved it (2553)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13516) - you deserved it (53477)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46056) - you deserved it (7427)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)



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