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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 449
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12260) - you deserved it (30297)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

#17134367
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36476) - you deserved it (4432)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38986) - you deserved it (7220)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41411) - you deserved it (3266)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML

#16106237
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32678) - you deserved it (7070)

On 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by starcatch777 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25881) - you deserved it (5227)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10076) - you deserved it (71791)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

#12731475
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (8882)

On 08/25/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by klutz (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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