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Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49587) - you deserved it (6657)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49587) - you deserved it (6657)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49587) - you deserved it (6657)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49587) - you deserved it (6657)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46274) - you deserved it (9984)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML

#37200
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44144) - you deserved it (3277)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by hhaannnnaahh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

#35910
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28361) - you deserved it (36086)

On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55533) - you deserved it (5917)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

#19641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10728) - you deserved it (41754)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:59am - misc - by Tennisplayer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10233) - you deserved it (37675)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (303632) - you deserved it (55258)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48499) - you deserved it (6563)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17783) - you deserved it (50038)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63137) - you deserved it (2997)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)



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