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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5243
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About katgurl : I'm weird. It's awesome, because being "normal" is totally lame !

I used to play Counter-Strike ALL the time, but quit because of school.. but I can start again ! Any takers ?! (I'm all talk, I actually suck at the damn game...)

I like to eat, a lot. Food is awesome, and food will always be cooler/more interesting than you, so FYL. :D

P.S. I'm extremely random, so don't be too surprised with the things I reply with if we message each other.

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katgurl's favorite FMLs

Today , To Show That He Really Wanted Me To Shave Myself , My Boyfriend Pretended To Go Down On Me , But Instead Of Following Through , He Stuck A Wad Of Gum In My Pubic Hair And Got Back Up . FML

#17789200
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (36675) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France

Today I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16167) - you deserved it (40767)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I was fird fir being a very happy an perky employee!! According to mah boss, it freaks both the customers an mah co-workers out!! FML

#17780072
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26195) - you deserved it (6355)

On 09/19/2011 at 11:56am - work - by Lexiebear27 - United States

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (3359)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went out on my back patio at nigt to skinny dip. I live on te intracoastal, and as I was walking toward my pool, te police were doing a random searc. From a boat wit a spotligt. At least teiristle told me tey likd te birtday suit I ad on. FML

#17749646
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (8414)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Japaroni - United States

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood!! My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside!! Now I'm scared to leave my house!! FML

#17742540
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34795) - you deserved it (3351)

On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15198) - you deserved it (31428)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I overheard mah parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's mah house. They only came to visit an forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40627) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , while bitching some grl out 4 spilling coffee all over me looool , she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished , "I can understand your anger , big grls like u get grumpy when there hungry." big fat FML

#17606800
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13251) - you deserved it (44197)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37479) - you deserved it (3289)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovarad that tha mora monay I aarn, tha mora my parsonal balongings braak down on ma. fat FML

#17274904
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26182) - you deserved it (2819)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

looool Today , I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting 4 the previews , a 20 year old man dressd as a house elf tackld an wrestld me 4 my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (4766)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

looool Today , I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting 4 the previews , a 20 year old man dressd as a house elf tackld an wrestld me 4 my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (4766)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today... I'm staying with my mother fir a week. Every time I eat something... she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and looool that I ned to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry... she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

#17098428
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31865) - you deserved it (2194)

On 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by argh (woman) - United States (California)



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