About Katgurl
I'm weird. It's awesome, because being "normal" is totally lame ! I used to play Counter-Strike ALL the time, but quit because of school.. but I can start again ! Any takers ?! (I'm all talk, I actually suck at the damn game...) I like to eat, a lot. Food is awesome, and food will always be cooler/more interesting than you, so FYL. :D P.S. I'm extremely random, so don't be too surprised with the things I reply with if we message each other.
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Katgurl's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

By failed dad - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 12:30 / Greece - Athens

Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML

By oh god. / Wednesday 14 May 2014 23:16 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

By aly55a_mariie - / Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:04 / United States - Lakewood

Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML

By peniswoman - / Sunday 14 July 2013 17:03 / United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 May 2013 20:33 / United States