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katgurl

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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5605
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About katgurl : I'm weird. It's awesome, because being "normal" is totally lame !

I used to play Counter-Strike ALL the time, but quit because of school.. but I can start again ! Any takers ?! (I'm all talk, I actually suck at the damn game...)

I like to eat, a lot. Food is awesome, and food will always be cooler/more interesting than you, so FYL. :D

P.S. I'm extremely random, so don't be too surprised with the things I reply with if we message each other.

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katgurl's favorite FMLs

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44223) - you deserved it (3960)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (5341)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23891) - you deserved it (15489)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23891) - you deserved it (15489)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28766) - you deserved it (34143)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (3653)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18432) - you deserved it (37267)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (5205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29062) - you deserved it (3349)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26335) - you deserved it (3360)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13743) - you deserved it (78871)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40039) - you deserved it (2296)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

#17789200
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27799) - you deserved it (36733) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/20/2011 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Prinpette - France



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