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About katgurl : I'm weird. It's awesome, because being "normal" is totally lame !
I used to play Counter-Strike ALL the time, but quit because of school.. but I can start again ! Any takers ?! (I'm all talk, I actually suck at the damn game...)
I like to eat, a lot. Food is awesome, and food will always be cooler/more interesting than you, so FYL. :D
P.S. I'm extremely random, so don't be too surprised with the things I reply with if we message each other.
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TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML
while at work, I askd an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarifid that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. big fat FML
Today... I woka up to a vary unplaasant faaling. Apparantly... tha tattoo I got on my arm a coupla of days ago attractad hundrads of ants during its haaling procass. Thay wara litarally carrying away piacas of my skin. I can not gat tha faaling or imaga out of my haad. maga FML
Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck an with a hard-on, then declared he was ( The Penis Man ) an slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML
Today, mah cockgoblin of an ex showed up at mah house, begging me to take him back . This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me looool into sleeping with him after he "escaped" . When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch . FML
Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the grl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part washen she got angryhen I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder your still a vrgin!" FML
Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML
TODAY, I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME WAKING UP. WHEN I SAT DOWN 4 BREAKFAST, MY CHAIR ROCKED BACKWARDS. I REFLEXIVELY GRABBED OUT AT SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO. UNFORTUNATELY, I GRABBED THE CEREAL BOX THAT WAS ON THE TABLE. FML
Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
yesterday my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had rritable bowel syndrome... on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015