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katgurl
  • Town/Country : San Jose, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 August 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2648
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About katgurl : I'm weird. It's awesome, because being "normal" is totally lame !

I used to play Counter-Strike ALL the time, but quit because of school.. but I can start again ! Any takers ?! (I'm all talk, I actually suck at the damn game...)

I like to eat, a lot. Food is awesome, and food will always be cooler/more interesting than you, so FYL. :D

P.S. I'm extremely random, so don't be too surprised with the things I reply with if we message each other.

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katgurl's favorite FMLs

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

#19040540 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (1451) - you deserved it (5081)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (6151) - you deserved it (1004)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (3348) - you deserved it (5551)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684 (519)

I agree, your life sucks (22721) - you deserved it (35748)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (7795) - you deserved it (1033)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (7634) - you deserved it (708)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (4746) - you deserved it (8055)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (14147) - you deserved it (983)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (1569)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

#18657725 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (6689) - you deserved it (710)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

#18649632 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (6923) - you deserved it (705)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:38am - work - by Ashton Sprunger - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

#18547813 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (2750) - you deserved it (16729)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

#18516583 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (7217) - you deserved it (810)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

#18508654 (285)

I agree, your life sucks (9675) - you deserved it (2931)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (14294) - you deserved it (1615)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)