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katdaiken
  • Town/Country : Hamilton , Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 January 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 557
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About katdaiken : I love tattoos!!!!!
I'm a child and youth worker
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I'm naturally easily to get along with till you piss me off :)

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Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8462) - you deserved it (21470)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20599) - you deserved it (2121)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

#696
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7964) - you deserved it (5963)

On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML

#593
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13272) - you deserved it (952)

On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8079) - you deserved it (44682)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

#164
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10875) - you deserved it (5074)

On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)



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