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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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On 08/07/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Polmkk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 10:49pm - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 1:56am - love - by kyla - United States (California)

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

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On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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